Wicked Pleasures

This blog is devoted to enhancing the relationships and lives of couples, males, and females across the U.S. and Canada. Adult Content.

I DON’T Want To Swallow February 13, 2011

While reading and catching up on some of my great Cosmo articles today I came across this one article “I don’t want to swallow”, http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/i-dont-want-to-swallow.

While these are all great tips here are my product recommendations to send your partner to the moon from www.WickedPleasures.net:

  • RT Sensual Warming Lubricant – Wetter is Better! That has always been my motto. This water-soluble formula won’t strain sheets or clothing. Condom compatible, and vagina friendly. You can even put it between your breast like the article suggests. This lube enhances intimacy and arousal, and adds a pleasurable warm sensation in addition to your own body heat!
  • Tasty Tease – Comes in Peppermint and Strawberry. Can be used anywhere on the body, encourages enthusiastic oral sex, and masks unpleasant tastes.
  • D’Lickious – Comes in Mint, Cinnamon, and Strawberry. Tastes exceptionally good, highly pleasurable sensations, and helps overcome hesitations about oral sex.
  • Fireworks – Comes in Cinnamon, Strawberry and Watermelon. Not enough flavors order our sampler pack which holds ten different flavors. Tasty flavors can provide an endless supply of combination and tastes; you’ll never get bored. Sensation of heat when giver blows on the product creates surprisingly stimulating experience, and masks the taste of semen, or salty body tastes for more pleasurable experience.
  • Gigi or Gigi Glow-in-the-Dark – This is our top-selling, lifelike pleasure sleeve. Modeled after the real vagina, extremely stretchy to accommodate men of all sizes. It warms to the touch and quickly becomes as warm as a soft as the real thing. Ribbing generates amazing sensations, and gives a woman a way to participate if she is not prepared to have sex or she is not a fan of swallowing; maintains intimacy between couples. It features a slight strawberry scent.
  • Mimi -Similar to Gigi but much softer to the touch. Can be for solo fun or couples play. Can be used to assist while performing oral sex or manual stimulation, super soft and flexible. Has an advanced design and warms quickly and offers lifelike sensations.

Place your order today at WickedPleasures.net and get 15% off online. Redeem Code: WP74052.


[Source: Cosmopolitan.com and WickedPleasures.net]


Blizzard Storm Sale December 27, 2010

Oh the weather outside has started,
But the passion is so delightful,
And since you have no place to go,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
And I’ve bought some sales for enjoying,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

When we finally place your order tonight,
How I’ll love going out in this city storm!
But if you really want to call at night,
I’ll be waiting by the phone all the way home.

The passion is slowly rising,
And, my dear, we’re still have good-buyings,
But as long as you love me so,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

NYC has claimed it an official blizzard. No need to leave your home for all your passionate needs because everyone knows I love the snow. My excitment has driving me… No, not to close schools down… No, not to have you shoveling… But screaming with joy: Buy 1 item and Get any 1 item at 25% off. We-Vibe On Sale – $90 (a $40 savings)

In addition, for each inch of snow from the start of the storm to the end get $1 credit on your next order. Also, for every $75 spent your name will be placed in a drawing for a chance to when a We-Vibe FREE. Orders placed after the blizzard will not be valid.

This sale cannot be combinded with any other specials and only valid through this consultant.


Carline Vargas-Gonzalez


*Note: Blizzard is in effect until 6pm today! Place you orders by midnight.


Ho-Ho-Holiday Season is HERE! September 28, 2010

‘Tis the Season

I am very excited about this holiday season and all the great goodies that Passion Parties has to offer. We have many freebies with purchases, new holiday items, and many great holiday collections for the holiday gift giving season.


Starting Now – September 29, midnight PDT (September 30, 3am EST)

Book a party: Pick a date between the months of October to December and hostesses will get FREE shipping on their Passion Party order, in addition to your hostess rewards according to your party sales.

Have been thinking about starting a part-time business on the side for extra income? Look no further! Now is the perfect time… I am always looking for men and women interested in the business to join my team. Serious inquiries only.

Start your business for as little at $179 (value of $500) or upgrade for $249 (value of $925). If you join the business within these 29 hours you will also get Holiday Simply Sensual Collection FREE (value of $77) as a Thank You from Passion Parties.

BUT wait… It get’s better. I will also pay for your shipping cost ($25-$35 savings!) That’s not all… I will close the deal with a plate of cookies and milk: A FREE business starter kit which includes: 250 business cards, 25 magnets, stamp, and car door magnet.

Passion Parties wants to give you an added, mistletoe kiss, Join Passion Parties® this Holiday Season and you could:

Win an Apple® iPad™

Here’s how: Become a qualified Passion Consultant™* in October, November or December and you’re automatically entered in the sweepstakes.

*Must be sponsored and place a qualifying order within the same calendar month to be eligible. New Consultants who sign up during the Holiday Launch Spectacular (on September 28-29) must qualify by October 31, 2010 to be included in the first drawing. iPassion Sweepstakes qualification ends December 31, 2010. Apple® and iPad™ are trademarks of Apple, Inc.

So you ask what’s next?

  • Do your research
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Username: passionate
password: aboutmyfuture

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Username: passionate
password: aboutmysucces

  • Choose your kit
  • Get your Credit Card out and ready (Visa, MasterCard, Discover)
  • Contact me to Sign up before midnight September 29!

Carline Vargas-Gonzalez

347-739-0158 (Call/Text)

Passion Parties® Independent Consultant, #0074052

Find me on…
FaceBook Fan Page, PassionDivaCarline
FaceBook Group, Wicked Pleasures
Twitter, @SraGonzalez


Back to School Fun!!! August 19, 2010

Sex 101 with your Professor
Passion Diva Carline

Skip to School Supplies
Redeem Code: WPB2S (The first 5 orders will get 35% off there online order – Place your order NOW!)

Sizzling Sex Ed 101

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tunes up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever!

Let’s Have A Back To School Passion Party!!!

Host your very own study group during the month of August or September and get double passion goodies from me just for being a fantastic student.

Just mention this email when you book your FREE party.

Call/Text Carline @ 347-739-0158

Carline Vargas-Gonzalez

Get a FREE business starter kit when you join my team from me which includes: 250 business cards, stamp, car door magnet, and 25 business card magnets. Get qualified within your first months and get a $25 in FREE product from me.

*Don’t forget to share me to all your FUN friends!


Sex Fact May 13, 2010

Filed under: Good to Know,Let's Talk about Sex, Baby...,Love & Relationships — Sra. Gonzalez @ 10:39 am

Men who have sex no more than once a month are twice as to report that sex is unpleasurable for them.

How do you feel about that? I’d like to hear from men and women.

If anyone can find some stats on this fact please post or contact me.

I feel that this should have factors in order to come to this conclusion, such as stress, work, time, living arrangements, lifestyle, etc.


What’s your Bra Size? May 4, 2010

Filed under: Fashion,Good to Know — Sra. Gonzalez @ 8:14 am

Check out this great video

Find Your Bra Size

Bustin’ Out

As the great Dolly Parton once said, “If it’s baggin’, draggin’, or saggin’, it’s gonna get nipped, tucked, or sucked.”

But maybe Dolly just needed an appointment with Linda the Bra Lady (no, seriously), owner of NYC’s Linda’s Bra Salon, whose mission in life is to make boobs reach their full potential — no plastic surgery required.

In our latest Easy Does It video installment, Linda shows you how to find the right bra size — whether you’ve got itty bitties or humongous knockers. And, if you’re like us, you’ll be surprised what you really are (one of us thought she was a 34B and was really a 32C, woo-hoo!).

Linda’s been at this for twenty years — so she knows what she’s doing. And her online boutique carries tons of hard-to-find sizes in both undergarments and swimwear.

So your bra will work for you from nine to five (and then some).

To visit Linda’s Bra Salon e-boutique, go to lindasonline.com.

[Quoted Source: DailyCandy.com]


Sex Fact May 3, 2010

Filed under: Good to Know — Sra. Gonzalez @ 2:40 pm
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There are many names and euphemisms for penis, such as:


What do you call it?